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Humor: Apparently, I’m still lost…
Apparently, I’m still lost… As a guitarist, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service...
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Diary of a Blonde
Diary of a Blonde Jan: Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight! Feb: Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels. HELLLOOOO!!! Bottles won’t fit in typewriter!! March: Got real...
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I’m The Boss!!
The BOSS!! “I’m The Boss!!” The boss was complaining in our staff meeting the other day that he wasn’t getting any respect. Later that morning he went to a local sign shop and bought a small sign...
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A ‘BANANA’ a day keeps the doctor away!
A ‘BANANA’ a day keeps the doctor away! (Fun Facts About Bananas) This is interesting. After reading this, you’ll never look at a banana in the same way again. Bananas contain three natural sugars –...
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Getting A Fax In The Sauna
GETTING A FAX IN THE SAUNA Three women, two younger and one senior citizen were sitting in a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The young woman pressed her forearm and the beep stopped. The...
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Inventions — Some are more practical than others
INVENTIONS Some are more practical than others!!
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A 6-year-old and a 4-year-old…..
A 6-year-old and a 4-year-old A 6-year-old and a 4-year-old are upstairs in their bedroom. “You know what?” says the 6-year-old. “I think it’s about time we start cussing.” The 4-year-old nods his...
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The beautiful roommate….
A Mom visits her son for dinner who lives with a girl roommate. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how beautiful his roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a...
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Is there a problem, Officer?
Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding. Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your license please? Woman: I’d give it to you but I don’t have one. Officer:...
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Humor/Jokes: The Bathtub Test
The Bathtub Test During a visit to a mental asylum, I asked the director, “How do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized?” “Well,” said the director, “We fill up a bathtub,...
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Friday Fun Fact of the Week: An ostrich’s eye is bigger that it’s brain
Friday Fun Fact of the Week An ostrich’s eye is bigger that it’s brain. (Reminds me of some people I know!!) An ostrich’s eye is bigger that it’s brain
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Woman’s Ass Size Study
Woman’s Ass Size Study There is a new study about women and how they feel about their asses, the results were very interesting. 30% of women think their ass is too fat… 10% of women think their ass is...
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Growing Old Humor: ‘You were in my class!’
Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, surely I can’t look that old. Well, you’ll love this one…. I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a...
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Humor: I asked 100 women what shampoo they liked best…
Humor/Jokes I asked 100 women what shampoo they liked best… The number one reply: How the hell did you get in here??!! I asked 100 women what shampoo they liked best…The number one reply,How the hell...
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MAN’S BEST FRIEND!!
MAN’S BEST FRIEND!! Man’s Best Friend!! Just Like I Taught Him!! Man’s Best Friend Barks At Your Enemies… Let’s Hot Girls Pet Him!! Man’s Best Friend Gets Blamed for You Farts… Still Loves You...
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And that’s when the fight started…
My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to me, “I feel horrible. I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.”...
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Humor/Jokes: Super Bowl Tickets
SUPER BOWL TICKETS A man had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl. As he sits down, a man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him. “No,” he says, “The seat is empty.” “This...
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50 Shades of Grey Fishing Trip
50 Shades of Grey Fishing Trip Four guys have been going on the same fishing trip for many years. A few days before the group’s annual departure date, John’s wife puts her foot down and tells him he is...
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